Yeah,so not around much. Just thought I'd let everyone know how obsessed with My Chemical Romance now,I'm not a teenie although Gerard way is of course the finest thing that ever walked this earth. But the band means a lot to me
The first My Chem song I ever heard was "The Sharpest Lives" and it just reached out to me,the sound,the lyrics,the meaning. Ever since then My Chem is all I listen to.

Everything below is from my profile on imnotokay.net check it out here : [link] It's all colorey and there's pictures,avatars,videos tons of other shit,just thought I'dshameless plus it. I also have a website [link]
"Be Yourself, Don't take anyone's shit and never let them take you alive....."

Bob,Frank,Mikey and Ray are hanging on a cliff.
___♥~You only have time to save one.~♥
_____~♥"Who would you save?"♥~
_____~♥~♥~Gerard replied~♥~♥~
______+X "I'd jump too." X+


My Chem Quotes

"So how was Christmas for you guys? Did you all get lots of nice black t-shirts?"
Gerard



What happened was, I went right off the side walk and into the bushes, and I was all like WOAHHHH! And I killed like so many plants..."
Gerard (He was totally drunk in this clip )



Interviewer: "Rachel Reed wants to know if Gerard sleeps naked."
Frank: "Yes he does."
Gerard: "No, no I don't. Wait, what?"
Frank: "He did when he was sleeping with me."
Interviewer: "Whoa...My Chem exposed."
Frank: "He told me that was how it had to be!"



Ray- "What is a large group of moose? Mooses?
Mikey- "No way! It's Moosi.
Gerard- Eff Off! It's Meese.”



"Were not a festival band, playing during the day was something we had to get over, I was like uhh this sun stuff kind of sucks"
Gerard



Interviewer: "What are your nicknames on tour for each other 'cause I've heard that you guys nickname absolutely everything and everyone."
Gerard: "Yeah, everybody has a nickname. Let's see, uh, *points to Bob* we call him 'Bob-o-san', uh, *points to Ray* 'Torosaurus', *points to Mikey* 'The Wheeze', Frank we refer to as 'F-Lero', and for some reason everybody calls me...uh, 'Uncle Jiggy'..."



"This ain't gonna cut the mustard"
Gerard



"There's less violence in the world when people are using Hula-Hoops."
Mikey



"I just don't want to be carried off be a large bird. Thats my main concern..."
Mikey



Gerard: I have a nihilistic attitude so it's like, the new gay...it's popular. You know what I mean?
Frank: Popsicle is the new black.
Gerard: What did I say? Oh yeah. Screaming is the new gay, everybody's doing it.
Frank: I wish it were Popsicle.
Gerard: Popsicles?
Frank: Popsicles should be the new black and then everyone would have one.
Mikey: I like Popsicles...



Which of your band mates is most likely to accidentally stick a fork in a toaster?
Frank: Mikey.
Mikey: That would be me.
And who would yell 'Hey! It's still plugged in!'?
Gerard: I would definitely be the one yelling. I think we're all very protective of Mikey for things like sticking forks in toasters.
Frank: It's funny because when we were recording, me and Mikey lived together and I would go to Gerard after and be like, 'I can't believe he did this today.'
Mikey: Yeah, I would leave the tea on overnight.
Frank: God forbid that kid ever lives alone!
Gerard: He had to promise he would watch him because he likes to do this thing where he'll take a heater into the shower and plug it in...
Frank: Oh god!
Gerard: ...and there's water everywhere!
Mikey: I did that one time...
Gerard: What about the times with the radio?
Mikey: ...and I was pretty warm when I did it though.



We just have to watch Mikey and make sure he doesn't put anymore forks in the toaster
Frank Iero



"Jees i don't know if ishould....yah alright hehe...the Way brothers in Particular have a sort of smell....Mikey's gonna kill me!"
Frank




Interviewer: Cat or dog?
Frank,Mikey,Gerard,Rayog
Bob:Cat
Frank,Mikey,Gerard,Ray*necksnap*
Bob:*facepalm* Oh...shit




"New jersey's like New York's retarded brother that they keep locked up in the basement.
Frank



"I'll run a race but i aint jumping no shit"
-Ray Toro


(Record just sold 11000 in first week)
Mikeyude I think My mom bought most of them....like 10999

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George Newman: Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and Forced Into Weight Loss Programs - -all next week on Town Talk.
-UHF

"Why do all those small candy bars say 'fun size' on them?"
"'There's nothing fun about a small candy bar."

"Was fuzzy wuzzy really a bear?"
-To a magic eight ball Bredon Urie

Bredon Urie"I've been threatened a few times,by drunk people"
Interviewer"How does somebody threaten you?
Brendon Urie"Um well basically when they say they want to kill you,but they're drunk so you just run away"
Bredon Urie

Orphans are cool,they eat porridge and sing on the streets!
-Henry on "Grounded for Life"

Do you think there's a town somewhere,named sample? and when you enter there's a sign that says "You're in Sample"
-Chandler Bing on "Friends"

"What you think i can read minds? Like i got PMS or something"
Shredderman Movie

"ROF is just rolling on the floor,I'm rof!!!!"
-Me

"No it's not or no it is?"
-Me

Kuni: [jumps out from behind a door marked "Supplies] Supplies!
-UHF


George and Teri make up
Teri: Hello, stranger.
George Newman: Teri, what are you doing here? I thought you never wanted to see me again.
Teri: Whatever gave you that idea?
George Newman: Well, I guess my first clue was when you told me you never wanted to see me again.
-UHF

Satan: [on "Town Talk"] Look, all I was trying to do was... [/color]
George Newman: Oh, shut up, you pinhead! You make me SICK!
[throws glass of water in his face]
-UHF

"Bastard's not an insult,it just means your parents aren't married!"
-Failure to Launch

"Drink Apple Juice,OJ will Kill you!"
-My friend

Natalie:You have two levels?!?!
Monk:I use this level,to check my other level,it's my level checking level checker!


Chrissy's Mom: I decided we should talk about what you asked me.
Chrissy: About sex.
Chrissy's Mom: You say that very casually, that's very scary for mommy. It's like, "BOO!" "AAH!" That's what sex is.
-Now and Then

Teeny: Chrissy, truth or dare?
Chrissy: Truth.
Teeny: Have you ever been french kissed?
Chrissy: Are you kidding? I don't want to get pregnant!
Roberta: You can't get pregnant from french-kissing!
Chrissy: I know that, beetle-brain, but it's common knowledge that if you tongue-kiss a boy, he automatically thinks you'll do the deed with him. They can't help it. They're driven.
Samantha: Oh? And what deed would that be?
Chrissy: You know... planting the seed and watering the flower. Isn't that how it works?
-Now and then

You'd be the best film reviewer :lmfa you'd be like "Go see this movie or i'll fork out your eyes!!!!"
-Stephanie

"I can do anything I want! I'm eccentric! Rrrr"
-Rat Race

92% of the teen population likes rap and hip-hop.
If you're one of the 8% who listens to rock music, paste this in your profile.

92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch decided breathing wasn't cool!
Put this is your profile if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing hysterically instead.

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International we love MCR day is on 23rd July! We need to do all we can to make them known! Phone in radio stations requesting their songs and music channels!! cmon people!! If you have any merch, wear it! Hoodies, hats, bags everything!Tell all your friends! If 1000 fans request once, their songs would be requested 1000 times in one day!Help the MCRmy and spread the word
(I saw this on Youtube,thought it was kinda cool!)


This is dedicated
To Every MCR Fan
Who Is A Demolition Lover
Who Was NEVER OK
Who Was Welcomed Into The Black Parade
This Is To
Every Helena
Patient
And Harmless Vampire
To Every Single Fan Who May Never See Them Play
Team Blonde Gerard.Rest In Peace My Friends
Everyone Who Cracked That Back In Black Joke
Those Who Mourned Mikeys Glasses
Those Who Live Life On The Murder Scene
Those Who Cried To The Ghost Of You
Those Who Cried To Famous Last Words
Those Who Worried About Bob And His Burn
You Who helped Gerard stay Sober
Those With An Obsession With Rays Hair
Those Who Love Frank Iero...(You Know Who You Are)
Everyone Who Is Not Afraid To Keep On Living
Lets Crash The Cemetery Gates
We Will Have The Band And Each Other Forever


Commandments of a Chemical Romance:

1. Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2. Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3. Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you .
4. Thou shall be a demolition lover.
5. Thou shall unleash the bats.
6. Thou shall protect thy lover from everything (even vampires like me).
7. Thou shall respect the lord, Gerard.
8. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance.
9. Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10. Thou shall rock hard.

The Ten Commandments of Gerard Way

1.Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2.Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3.Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4.Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5.Thou shall unleash the fucking bats
6.Thou shall strike violent poses
7.Thou shall stay out of the light
8.Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9.Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living


The Ten Commandments of Frank Iero

1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun


The Ten Commandments of Mikey Way

1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters


The Ten Commandments of Bob Bryar

1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall T.P New York
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way’s phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal


The Ten Commandments of Ray Toro

1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets ‘Guitar Burn’
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do ‘that’ in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro